Robalo went gigging once. Next he showed up at the ER at 3am with three holes thru his foot.
As the ER Doc was patching his wounds up, he asked Robalo what had caused the holes in his foot.
"Well Doc I was out flounder gigging and thought I saw a flounder so I stabbed it. Turned out it was my foot."
Understandable the Doc replied. Sometimes the water gets real muddy. Makes it hard to see.
But what's with the third hole? Don't you know three prong gigs are illegal for floundering?
Robalo, "Oh I know Doc. I'm legal. I only use a two prong gig."
Doc, "so the thrid hole is........"
Robalo, "I had to put it on the stringer."
West End Anglers - You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.